May 2013
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sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
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magicaltypeyoswin:
itsjustsoorganic:
mellrak:
calibornery:
kingcroacus:
fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok
are we human or are we trees
i say trees
no but what if out fingers had fingers split into smaller fingers
grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
bueno:
things i haven’t learned in high school
how to pay bills
how to buy a house
how to buy a car
how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
newgenerationart:
Bonus points if they are from fictional characters.
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
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