that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

all i want is to possess a cute boy

i meant like having a boyfriend i’m not a demon

i lied i actually am a demon

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enelec:

kristakeehus:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite

Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE

AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR

OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”

SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR

I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR

NOOO

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by 金

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yellowfur:

birdsbirds:

grogtopia:

lmfao this little piece of shit

oh my god this little guy is an angry dancer

happy feet - now with parrots :D

(Source: sirhootsalot, via dymentia)

zackisontumblr:

rnackenzie:

censor swear words with the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face

dont  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing tell me what to do

(via zillyh00)

sodamnrelatable:

DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN  YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY

(Source: delaria, via kurlozandgamzeedrunkofffaygo)

silvermoon424:

m0317k5:

kennbrix:

The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

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rizucchini:

where u goin lil man

(via johnbunnies)

kyubeysprite:

sky-connected-arashians:

The fujoshi..

is that a fucking hero of time hoodie im so done

(Source: free-fandom, via kurlozandgamzeedrunkofffaygo)

celestialtoxophilite:

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magic-mango-mania:

askmariabernatello:

happyface-sadeyes:

smokemethhailsydney:

amaayzing:

infamousvikas:

emopeacock:

xo-muchlovefor1d-xo:

miranduhhlynn:

here-therein-we-lie:

averyheartlessknight:

sleTep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

yolo

I swear this actually worked O_O I’m not fucking joking.

((I hope mine comes true. :) ))

this is a fucking pop-up isn’t it

(via 0ct0pies)

jamfisher:

how to make an oc - by jam 

(via daftpunkle)

bmac111:

i’m convinced that if jake and john dated their favorite pastime would be spouting off random quotes just to see if the other could name the movie it’s from.

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khimara:

The Celestial Quilt – Sleeping Under the Stars

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